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Ben B asked:


can you tel me some good love quotes please?

mustang44 asked:


I am doing a high school speech about the pursuit of happiness and I need a funny and witty way to start it off. Please help!

charmed_life421 asked:


I am writing a reoprt for government class and need help. The actual question is identify and define five qualities that are important in determing the “success” of a resident. Any help would be great. Thanks!

WorseThanBush asked:

John McCain doesn’t know how many houses he owns. That’s why he’s a REAL MCCAIN OF GENIUS. Learn more at www.WorseThanBush.org. Video produced by Olde English, a New York City based comedy group. Foreclosure image courtesy of Jeff Turner www.flickr.com … mccain houses politics 2008 gop economy foreclosure

Lisa Carter asked:


At the reception the cake is almost always an important point of attraction. You would want your guests to come in and just give out expressions of appreciation for your classic and elegant wedding cake. Some couples however simply just prefer the gift of laughter from their friends as each takes a look at funny wedding cake toppers.

Moving Away From Tradition

We all know how a traditional cake topper looks like. We have had more than our fill of the dignified upright bride and groom in wedding attire on a pedestal. Other serious couples may still opt for formal cake pieces that are not exactly traditional. Cakes can now be topped with figurines of doves, dolphins, horseshoes, real flowers and monograms. Those who are really out for some humorous fun however may have funny wedding cake toppers. Funny wedding cake toppers are sure to catch the guests’ attention and keep them talking even after the end of the reception.

Looking at Your Combined Personalities

Funny wedding cake toppers are not for everyone. Couples may find funny wedding cake toppers amusing and may wish to have funny toppers but couples should first take a look at their individual personalities. It would also be a good idea to check your kind of social circle or who your guests are. If you and your friends and loved ones are fun loving people who would appreciate a good laugh, you would do well to consider some funny wedding cake toppers. A stiff and socially rigid crowd however may become scandalized by the groom in ball and chain or the groom on a fish hook.

Looking at Your Overall Theme

Before you get some sample funny wedding cake toppers you should look carefully at your overall theme. Some funny wedding cake toppers just won’t go well at certain set ups. If you have an ultra formal affair you might want to ditch funny wedding cake toppers altogether. You may however pick funny wedding cake toppers that still have an air of formality by having your funny figures in full wedding attire. You can also have funny wedding cake toppers in subdued poses such as the bride and groom in a tiff. If your wedding venue is at the beach or some other unusual place then you can probably have more unique designs for funny wedding cake toppers. You can pick funny wedding cake toppers in tropical attire or casual dress with the groom taking the plunge.

Having it Personalized

More and more craftsmen are getting into the business of sculpting personalized toppers. Have your funny topper made especially for you. Hand made and personalized funny wedding cake toppers have better details. You can even have your topper figures look like you and wear the exact same clothes that you will be wearing on your wedding day. You can also determine the material and the funny pose yourselves. One other advantage to personalized funny wedding cake toppers is that they can last for a long time and can be great pieces to display prominently in your new home instead of in the attic.

Pieman asked:


I will be in Lake Tahoe staying at a casino resort this Thursday. Does anyone have any suggestions for me relating to gambling - What games do you recommend and what to play on those games? I like Craps & Roulette but have not had too much success. Does anyone have any plays they recommend?

Robert asked:


Funny commercials online are perhaps the most unexpectedly amusing content on the Internet. These commercials are usually not intended to be funny; they are simply just ads advertising a certain product, item, or service. They are no different from the commercials you normally see on television. However, these commercials—thanks to its intentions or lack of it—are so kitschy that they become amusing and funny, adhering to the adage, “it’s so bad, it’s good.” These funny commercials can originate anywhere, although they usually come from other countries such as Japan, China, and India, among others. These commercials are entertaining because they reveal how different the cultures of different countries are, despite the advent of Internet where everyone in the world is connected.

Examples

Very few funny commercials are elevated into the “viral video” status, but they are still sought after by Internet users who are looking for a quick and precious laugh. A number of the popular funny commercials are usually from Asian countries, especially Japan with their quirky products and even quirkier pop culture. An example of a popular funny commercial from Japan is from popular snack manufacturer Glico. Their commercials for one of their chocolate wafers are unusual—especially in Western standards. Because of this, while it is already seen as funny by the Japanese, it is even more hilarious even people outside the country see it, since they are detached from the references the commercials make, the celebrities involved in the commercial, and the product the commercial is promoting. Of course, funny commercials did not originate only from Asian countries—it can spring from anywhere. In America and Canada, for instance, infomercials usually border the hilarious because of the seriousness it invokes.

Reasons

But why are they funny, especially if they are just common commercials? Sometimes, these funny commercials are seen as such because of the bravado and the tenacity of the ads. For instance, there are Japanese commercials for lingerie lines that are so serious that it already becomes campy rather than somber. Poor production values can also make a commercial funny. Bad special effects, for instance, usually turn an earnest production into a hilarious advertisement. Of course, there are times when the commercial was created with the intention to be funny. After all, humor can still be the best form of enticing device to allure buyers. But, again, if the commercial came from another country with a different culture, things do not always translate as well as it should. This is the same effect Bollywood films have on Western audiences; some elements that are normal to Indians aren’t considered as standard by Americans, for instance.

Results

Because of this, these commercials become highly entertaining. Funny commercials are not as popular as viral videos, but they are equally as amusing. But more than that, funny commercials reveal a lot more than just humor—they show, even in the most basic things, the difference in cultures can result to different results. This makes funny commercials more hilarious, entertaining—and, of course, funny.

Nandita M asked:


I have observed that when we love someone, whether our parents, our children or someone else, we start expecting something or the other from those.
Can’t these expectations be kept aside?
If yes, then how?

universalmusicgroup asked:

Music video by Kanye West performing Love Lockdown with Hagai Shaham [Video Producer], Simon Henwood [Video Director] (C) 2008 Roc-A-Fella Records, LLC

JLee asked:


My (almost) 1 year old Staffordshire Terrier mix, Rocky, was diagnosed today with a luxating patella. His veterinarian says he will need the surgery ASAP. I have read that in larger dogs there is a high risk of recurrence. He is 58 pounds. What is the success rate for the surgery in larger dogs and the recurrence rate?