Special funny card sayings


   A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
 ~inspirational quotes on Marriage by Helen Rowland

   Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
 ~funny card sayings about Homosexuality by Judy Carter

   I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on man unless they act.
 ~wise sayings on Action by G.K. Chesterton

   A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
 ~funny card sayings on God by C.S. Lewis, The Problem of Pain

   A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
 ~motivational quotation on Laughter by Puzant Kevork Thomajan

   Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity.
 ***funny card sayings by George Steiner

   Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
 ~famous sayings about card by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
 ~inspirational quotes on Famous Saying by Henry Louis Mencken

   Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right, it's ended up not being right.
 ~funny card sayings about Integrity by Mario Cuomo

   Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
 ~wise sayings on Manners by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   How could I leave after a night like that? It was the greatest of my life and talks will begin soon.
 ~funny card sayings on Sports by Steven Gerrard

   Pearls around the neck - stones upon the heart.
 ~motivational quotation on Prosperity by Hanan J. Ayalti, Yiddish Proverbs, 1949

   The body never lies.
 ***funny card sayings by Martha Graham

   Nothing is worth reading that does not require an alert mind.
 ~famous sayings about card by Charles Dudley Warner

   Coward: A man in whom the instinct of self-preservation acts normally.
 ~inspirational quotes on Courage by Sultana Zoraya

   Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny
 ~funny card sayings about Business by Elbert Hubbard

   Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
 ~wise sayings on Wisdom by Alfred Lord Tennyson

   Order without liberty and liberty without order are equally destructive.
 ~funny card sayings on Freedom by Theodore Roosevelt

   A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
 ~motivational quotation on Responsibility by James Allen

   Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.

 ***funny card sayings by Euripides

   An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts.
 ~famous sayings about card by Juvenal, Satires

   Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop.
 ~inspirational quotes on Fear by Usman B. Asif

   And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything
 ~funny card sayings about Earth Day by William Shakespeare

   Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
 ~wise sayings on Religion by William James

   Night's black Mantle covers all alike.
 ~funny card sayings on Night by Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas

   However blind a man may be, others’ faults, he sure to see.
 ~motivational quotation on Attitude by

   Past is past and we must live the present to survive the future
 ***funny card sayings by Martin Ducavne

   Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
 ~famous sayings about card by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
 ~inspirational quotes on Humor by Ron Dentinger

   A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
 ~funny card sayings about Beauty by Karl Kraus


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