Special funny happy birthday saying


   There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.
 ~inspirational quotes on Grief by Lou Reed, Magic and Loss

   It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
 ~funny happy birthday saying about Hair by D.H. Lawrence

   May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer! or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after!
 ~wise sayings on Health by Philip Dormer Stanhope, 1749

   Anybody can be good in the country.
 ~funny happy birthday saying on Country by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

   Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.
 ~motivational quotation on Self Improvement by

   A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
 ***funny happy birthday saying by Author Unknown

   Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Frankenstein, 1818

   The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
 ~inspirational quotes on Poverty by Willem de Kooning

   I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
 ~funny happy birthday saying about Angels by Michelangelo

   Sometimes you wake up in the morning and wish your parents had never met.
 ~wise sayings on Curmudgeons by Bill Fitch

   A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
 ~funny happy birthday saying on Children by Author Unknown

   I am lost, and I rejoice in the openness I cannot decide where to go, so for now, I will dance where I am and be. There is no goal, no destination, just wilderness and life and being. I sing and dance and live in the wilderness, and I am home
 ~motivational quotation on Dance by Tziporah

   Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
 ***funny happy birthday saying by Erich Fromm

   Before you can begin to think about politics at all, you have to abandon the notion that there is a war between good men and bad men.
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Walter Lippmann

   Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
 ~inspirational quotes on Government by Polish Proverb

   Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
 ~funny happy birthday saying about Conformity by Author Unknown

   Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
 ~wise sayings on Women by James Thurber

   Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
 ~funny happy birthday saying on Religion by Chapman Cohen

   He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree
 ~motivational quotation on Christmas by Roy L. Smith

   Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
 ***funny happy birthday saying by W.T. Purkiser

   When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Bill Copeland

   If love can't cure it, nurses can.
 ~inspirational quotes on Nurses by Author Unknown

   There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with.
 ~funny happy birthday saying about Adversity by Harry Crews

   Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks.
 ~wise sayings on Honesty by Lin Yutang

   Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it
 ~funny happy birthday saying on Love Quotes by Martin Luther King Jr.

   You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a diagnosis.
 ~motivational quotation on Nurses by Author Unknown

   It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards.
 ***funny happy birthday saying by Baltasar Gracian

   Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by John Donne

   Truth will sooner come out of error than from confusion.
 ~inspirational quotes on Mistakes by Francis Bacon

   We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
 ~funny happy birthday saying about Anniversaries by Author Unknown


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