Special funny happy birthday sayings


   I came out for exercise, gentle exercise, and to notice the scenery and to botanise. And no sooner do I get on that accursed machine than off I go hammer and tongs; I never look to right or left, never notice a flower, never see a view - get hot, juicy, red - like a grilled chop. Get me on that machine and I have to go. I go scorching along the road, and cursing aloud at myself for doing it.
 ~inspirational quotes on Bicycling by H.G. Wells, The Wheels of Chance

   If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings about Happiness by Taisen Deshimaru

   I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
 ~wise sayings on Sports by Clint Sprague

   To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings on Helping by Confucius

   Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
 ~motivational quotation on Marriage by Charles Caleb Colton

   Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
 ***funny happy birthday sayings by Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy

   One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Bertrand Russell

   The only test of leadership is that somebody follows
 ~inspirational quotes on Personality by Robert R.Greenleaf

   Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings about Humankind by George Bernard Shaw

   Virtue is an angel, but she is a blind one, and must ask Knowledge to show her the pathway that leads to her goal.
 ~wise sayings on Virtue by Horace Mann, Thoughts for a Young Man, 1859

   There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings on Libraries by Andrew Carnegie

   Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
 ~motivational quotation on Arizona by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s

   History maketh a young man to be old, without either wrinkles or gray hairs; priviledging him with the experience of age, without either the infirmities or inconveniences thereof.
 ***funny happy birthday sayings by Thomas Fuller

   We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say this we imagine that hour as placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun or that death could arrive this same afternoon, this afternoon which is so certain and which has every hour filled in advance.
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Marcel Proust

   Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
 ~inspirational quotes on Meetings by George Will

   No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings about Attitude by Abraham Lincoln

   Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
 ~wise sayings on Very True by Joseph Addison, The Spectator

   None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings on Age by Henry David Thoreau

   We need an America with the wisdom of experienceBut we must not let America grow old in spirit
 ~motivational quotation on Independence Day by Hubert H. Humphrey

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
 ***funny happy birthday sayings by Author Unknown

   The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic - have always blown on free men
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   When the student is ready, the master appears.
 ~inspirational quotes on Philosophical by Buddhist Proverb

   The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings about Procrastination by Author Unknown

   He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open
 ~wise sayings on Love by Rabrindranath Tagore

   When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
 ~funny happy birthday sayings on Animal Rights by George Bernard Shaw

   The players are too serious. They don't have any fun any more. They come to camp with a financial adviser and they read the stock market page before the sports pages. They concern themselves with statistics rather than simply playing the game and enjoying it for what it is
 ~motivational quotation on Baseball by Rocky Bridges

   Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.
 ***funny happy birthday sayings by Pearl S. Buck

   A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
 ~famous sayings about happy birthday by Edgar Wallace

   Mathematics may be defined as the economy of counting. There is no problem in the whole of mathematics which cannot be solved by direct counting.
 ~inspirational quotes on Math by Ernst Mach

   One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters
 ~funny happy birthday sayings about Fathers Day by George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640


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