Special funny hilarious sayings


   The soul may sleep and the body still be happy, but only in youth.
 ~inspirational quotes on Soul by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
 ~funny hilarious sayings about Anniversaries by Paul Sweeney

   I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
 ~wise sayings on Language by Jane Wagner

   Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.
 ~funny hilarious sayings on Perseverance by Newt Gingrich

   I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough
 ~motivational quotation on Celebrity by Sharon Stone

   You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
 ***funny hilarious sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.
 ~famous sayings about hilarious by Greenpeace advertisement, New York Times, 25 February 1990

   Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
 ~inspirational quotes on Religion by John Morley

   Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
 ~funny hilarious sayings about Self-Discovery by Robert Neelly Bellah, Habits of the Heart, 1985

   A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
 ~wise sayings on Weeds by Doug Larson

   The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.
 ~funny hilarious sayings on Learning by Mohammed

   Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world
 ~motivational quotation on Arbor Day by John Muir

   When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving
 ***funny hilarious sayings by Steven Wright

   Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work a company work, a society work, a civilization work
 ~famous sayings about hilarious by Vince Lombardi

   I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
 ~inspirational quotes on Censorship by Mae West

   Order derived through submission and maintained by terror is not much of a safe guaranty; yet that is the only order that governments have ever maintained. True social harmony grows naturally out of solidarity of interests. In a society where those who always work never have anything, while those who never work enjoy everything, solidarity of interests is non-existent; hence social harmony is but a myth.... Thus the entire arsenal of governments - laws, police, soldiers, the courts, legislatures, prisons - is strenuously engaged in harmonizing the most antagonistic elements in society.
 ~funny hilarious sayings about Justice by Emma Goldman, Anarchism

   Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.
 ~wise sayings on War by Lucy Ellman

   Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
 ~funny hilarious sayings on Clothing by Henry David Thoreau

   It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something.
 ~motivational quotation on Mistakes by Ornette Coleman

   Bread of flour is good; but there is bread, sweet as honey, if we would eat it, in a good book.
 ***funny hilarious sayings by John Ruskin

   A new wound makes all the old ones ache again.
 ~famous sayings about hilarious by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Nature is impartial, too old-fashioned and square to be playing favorites.
 ~inspirational quotes on Proverbs by

   Don't park in the spaces marked, Reserved for Umpires.
 ~funny hilarious sayings about Baseball by John McSherry

   Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.
 ~wise sayings on Food by H.L. Mencken

   Till now man has been up against Nature; from now on he will be up against his own nature
 ~funny hilarious sayings on Earth Day by Dennis Gabor, Inventing the Future, 1963

   Psychology doesn't address the soul; that's something else.
 ~motivational quotation on Psychology by David Chase, The Sopranos, Pilot, original airdate 10 January 1999, spoken by the character Carmela

   Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats.
 ***funny hilarious sayings by Woody Allen

   Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.
 ~famous sayings about hilarious by Alex Haley

   The world is so full of wonderful things, that we should all be as happy as kings.
 ~inspirational quotes on Happiness by

   Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
 ~funny hilarious sayings about Clothing by Quentin Crisp


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