Special funny qoutes and saying


   I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
 ~inspirational quotes on Wise Words by Sara Teasdale, The Philosopher

   I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things.
 ~funny qoutes and saying about Books Reading by George Robert Gissing

   The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation.
 ~wise sayings on America by Woodrow Wilson

   Baseball is a harbor, a seclusion from failure that really matters, a playful utopia in which virtuosity can be savored to the third decimal place of a batting average.
 ~funny qoutes and saying on Baseball by Mark Kramer

   Eliminate physical clutter. More importantly, eliminate spiritual clutter.
 ~motivational quotation on Simplicity by D.H. Mondfleur

   But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them, and gives it to other persons to whom it does not belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime.
 ***funny qoutes and saying by Frederic Bastiat, The Law

   What makes you think that human beings are sentient and aware? There's no evidence for it. Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told - and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their beliefs. The reason is that beliefs guide behavior, which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is a self-congratulatory delusion.
 ~famous sayings about qoutes by Michael Crichton, The Lost World

   Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
 ~inspirational quotes on Hockey by Doug Larson

   I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
 ~funny qoutes and saying about Famous Saying by Cicero

   It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can.
 ~wise sayings on Helping by Sydney Smith

   Since our happiness depends on the character of our thoughts, away forever with all negatives. It requires effort to keep positive, but anything that doesn’t take effort isn’t worth having.
 ~funny qoutes and saying on Happiness by

   Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
 ~motivational quotation on Happiness by Cynthia Nelms

   We don’t own expensive possessions. They own us by the expense of supporting them.
 ***funny qoutes and saying by

   Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
 ~famous sayings about qoutes by Oscar Wilde

   Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.
 ~inspirational quotes on Clothing by Molly Ivins

   He's a wonderful talker, who has the art of telling you nothing in a great harangue.
 ~funny qoutes and saying about Speaking by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Misanthrope

   One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
 ~wise sayings on Integrity by German Proverb

   As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
 ~funny qoutes and saying on God by Woody Allen

   Gratitude is the best attitude.
 ~motivational quotation on Gratitude by Author Unknown

   Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it.
 ***funny qoutes and saying by Hannah Arendt

   If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
 ~famous sayings about qoutes by Phil Jackson

   Retire from work, but not from life
 ~inspirational quotes on Retirement by M.K. Soni

   Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
 ~funny qoutes and saying about Birthdays by Author Unknown

   Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age
 ~wise sayings on Mothers Day by William Feather, The Business of Life, 1949

   Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children
 ~funny qoutes and saying on Grandparents Day by Alex Haley

   Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness.
 ~motivational quotation on Music by Maya Angelou, Gather Together in My Name

   The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
 ***funny qoutes and saying by Dorothy Parker (Thank you, Kaitlin.)

   The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
 ~famous sayings about qoutes by

   Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
 ~inspirational quotes on Government by H.L. Mencken

   When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
 ~funny qoutes and saying about Personality by Buddha


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