Special funny spanish sayings


   The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
 ~inspirational quotes on Marriage by H.L. Mencken

   Let no one who loves be unhappy... even love unreturned has its rainbow.
 ~funny spanish sayings about Heartache by James Matthew Barrie

   Religion often gets credit for curing rascals when old age is the real medicine.
 ~wise sayings on Religion by Austin O'Malley

   We drive into the future using only our rearview mirror
 ~funny spanish sayings on Future by Marshall McLuhan

   The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
 ~motivational quotation on Skiing by Tim Cahill

   Take care that no one hates you justly.
 ***funny spanish sayings by Publilius Syrus

   I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
 ~famous sayings about spanish by Hunter S. Thompson

   The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology
 ~inspirational quotes on I'm Sorry by Red Auerbach

   Your favorite word is hi but my favorite word is bye!!
 ~funny spanish sayings about Attitude by Callie Ledyard

   Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
 ~wise sayings on Dieting by Beth McCollister

   One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
 ~funny spanish sayings on Alcohol by Lady Astor

   There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
 ~motivational quotation on Men by Author Unknown

   God can pick sense out of a confused prayer.
 ***funny spanish sayings by Richard Sibbes

   We're animals. We're born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts.
 ~famous sayings about spanish by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
 ~inspirational quotes on Golf by Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929

   The death of someone we know always reminds us that we are still alive - perhaps for some purpose which we ought to re-examine.
 ~funny spanish sayings about Death by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it, only what destroys it can be told.
 ~wise sayings on Writing by André Gide

   We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh
 ~funny spanish sayings on Dance by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop.
 ~motivational quotation on Diplomacy by Charles de Gaulle

   I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
 ***funny spanish sayings by Tommy Cooper

   One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones.
 ~famous sayings about spanish by Sister Mary Paul

   Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
 ~inspirational quotes on Politics by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   Every word born of an inner necessity - writing must never be anything else.
 ~funny spanish sayings about Writing by Etty Hillesum, quoted in Ten Fun Things to Do Before You Die by Karol Jackowski

   Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
 ~wise sayings on Marriage by Francis Rodman

   Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
 ~funny spanish sayings on Life by Mel Brooks

   Proverbs were bright shafts in the Greek and Latin quivers.
 ~motivational quotation on Quotations by Benjamin Disraeli

   There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and a tired man who wants a book to read.
 ***funny spanish sayings by G.K. Chesterton

   If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it
 ~famous sayings about spanish by Lucy Larcom

   If I knew I should die tomorrow, I would plant a tree today.
 ~inspirational quotes on Trees by Stephen Girard

   I didn't know I had a quarrel with him.
 ~funny spanish sayings about Religion by Henry Thoreau in answer to the question, Have you made your peace with God?


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