Special funny tombstone saying


   This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
 ~inspirational quotes on Funny Saying by Frank Sullivan

   The best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.
 ~funny tombstone saying about Kindness by William Wordsworth

   Our love could change the orbit of the earthSo, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind
 ~wise sayings on I Love You by Author Unknown

   Man is a gregarious animal, and much more so in his mind than in his body. He may like to go alone for a walk, but he hates to stand alone in his opinions.
 ~funny tombstone saying on Conformity by George Santayana

   There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is.
 ~motivational quotation on Animal Rights by Isaac Bashevis Singer

   It is not so much for its beauty that the forest makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanation from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.
 ***funny tombstone saying by Robert Louis Stevenson

   Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
 ~famous sayings about tombstone by Lee Trevino

   You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is just a way to keep score The best people in any field are motivated by passion
 ~inspirational quotes on Money by Eric S. Raymond

   Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character
 ~funny tombstone saying about Celebrity by Jane Seymour

   Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
 ~wise sayings on Consumerism by Mohandas K. Gandhi, quoted in E.F. Schumacher, Small Is Beautiful

   Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
 ~funny tombstone saying on Politics by Mao Zedong

   Only you can set you free.
 ~motivational quotation on Self by Living Colour, Cult of Personality

   Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
 ***funny tombstone saying by Samuel Beckett

   I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so longIf we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night
 ~famous sayings about tombstone by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

   It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
 ~inspirational quotes on Anniversaries by Rita Rudner

   Dance is a song of the body. Either of joy or pain.
 ~funny tombstone saying about Dancing by Martha Graham

   What was once called the objective world is a sort of Rorschach ink blot, into which each culture, each system of science and religion, each type of personality, reads a meaning only remotely derived from the shape and color of the blot itself.
 ~wise sayings on Reality by Lewis Mumford, Orientation to Life, The Conduct of Life, 1951

   There's much to be said for challenging fate instead of ducking behind it.
 ~funny tombstone saying on Fate by Diana Trilling

   Only nature has a right to grieve perpetually, for she only is innocent. Soon the ice will melt, and the blackbirds sing along the river which he frequented, as pleasantly as ever. The same everlasting serenity will appear in this face of God, and we will not be sorrowful, if he is not
 ~motivational quotation on Death by Henry David Thoreau

   Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
 ***funny tombstone saying by Confucius

   Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved
 ~famous sayings about tombstone by Christopher Paul Rubero

   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
 ~inspirational quotes on Famous Saying by Oscar Levant

   If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
 ~funny tombstone saying about Driving by Doug Larson

   The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple.
 ~wise sayings on Teachers by Amos Bronson Alcott

   I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them
 ~funny tombstone saying on Election Day by Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

   A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
 ~motivational quotation on Ignorance by Bob Edwards

   Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.
 ***funny tombstone saying by Thomas Jefferson

   There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it
 ~famous sayings about tombstone by Irena Chalmers

   My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
 ~inspirational quotes on Integrity by Indira Gandhi

   Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
 ~funny tombstone saying about Courage by Thomas Fuller


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