Special humorous friendship quotes


   The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes.
 ~inspirational quotes on Vices by Lady Marguerite Blessington

   Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
 ~humorous friendship quotes about Curiosity by James Stephens, The Crock of Gold

   I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
 ~wise sayings on Kisses by Barbara Bush

   You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, ‘I release the need for this in my life’.
 ~humorous friendship quotes on Attitude by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

   The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and fee for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more
 ~motivational quotation on Romantic Quotes by Erica Jong

   Strong belief generates the “can do”, the “can do” generates the “how to”.
 ***humorous friendship quotes by

   Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
 ~famous sayings about humorous friendship by Bruce Lee

   A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
 ~inspirational quotes on Funny Quotes by Bob Hope

   Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune
 ~humorous friendship quotes about Love by Norma O. Abrego

   When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
 ~wise sayings on Education by Peter Drucker

   It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.
 ~humorous friendship quotes on Society by Unknown author, quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs

   I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever.
 ~motivational quotation on Jewelry by Anita Loos

   You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
 ***humorous friendship quotes by Mark Twain

   When ideas float in our mind without any reflection or regard of the understanding, it is that which the French call revery, our language has scarce a name for it.
 ~famous sayings about humorous friendship by John Locke

   Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind.
 ~inspirational quotes on Quotations by William R. Alger

   Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
 ~humorous friendship quotes about Computers by Author Unknown

   Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.
 ~wise sayings on Grandparents by Helen Thomson

   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
 ~humorous friendship quotes on Women by Author Unknown

   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
 ~motivational quotation on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
 ***humorous friendship quotes by Alfred Lord Tennyson

   Skill and confidence are an unconquered army
 ~famous sayings about humorous friendship by George Herbert.

   I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change.... I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back.
 ~inspirational quotes on Fear by Erica Jong

   Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.
 ~humorous friendship quotes about Courage by Ernest Hemingway, Men at War, 1942

   For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
 ~wise sayings on Sex by Jay Leno

   And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you spent your adolescence reading John Donne and Shaw, even if you studied history or zoology or physics and hoped to spend your life pursuing some difficult and challenging career, you still had a mind full of all the soupy longings that every high-school girl was awash in... underneath it, all you longed to be was annihilated by love, to be swept off your feet, to be filled up by a giant prick spouting sperm, soapsuds, silk and satins and, of course, money.
 ~humorous friendship quotes on Feminism by Erica Jong

   When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
 ~motivational quotation on Advertising by Pat Brown, quoted in David Ogilvy, Ogilvy on Advertising, 1985

   It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you
 ***humorous friendship quotes by Dick Cheney

   Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
 ~famous sayings about humorous friendship by George Will

   Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns!
 ~inspirational quotes on Integrity by Allison Gappa Bottke

   Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears.
 ~humorous friendship quotes about Courage by Arthur Koestler


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