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   If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.
 ~inspirational quotes on Civil Disobedience by Louis D. Brandeis

   Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
 ~really funny quote about Golf by P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922

   He does not believe who does not live according to his belief.
 ~wise sayings on Hypocrisy by Thomas Fuller

   Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 ~really funny quote on Effort by Will Rogers

   The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
 ~motivational quotation on Mothers by Rajneesh

   The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings
 ***really funny quote by Eric Hoffer

   Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
 ~famous sayings about really by Quentin Bell

   We acquire the strength we have overcome.
 ~inspirational quotes on Grief by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   We must have passed through life unobservantly, if we have never perceived that a man is very much himself what he thinks of others.
 ~really funny quote about Wise Words by Frederick W. Faber

   The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book.
 ~wise sayings on Censorship by Walt Whitman

   The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book
 ~really funny quote on Teacher Appreciation by Author Unknown

   Between sisters, often, the child's cry never dies down. Never leave me, it says; do not abandon me.
 ~motivational quotation on Sisters by Louise Bernikow

   We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey
 ***really funny quote by Kenji Miyazawa

   Despair is anger with no place to go
 ~famous sayings about really by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I didn't want to be a boy, ever, but I was outraged that his height and intelligence were graces for him and gaucheries for me.
 ~inspirational quotes on Feminism by Jane Rule

   I believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung, and Christianity and candles have been introduced.
 ~really funny quote about Philosophical by Henry David Thoreau, Solitude, Walden, 1854

   The things that are wrong with the country today are the sum total of all the things that are wrong with us as individuals.
 ~wise sayings on Society by Charles W. Tobey

   It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations
 ~really funny quote on Flag Day by Henry Cabot Lodge

   This was one of those perfect New England days in late summer where the spirit of autumn takes a first stealing flight, like a spy, through the ripening country-side, and, with feigned sympathy for those who droop with August heat, puts her cool cloak of bracing air about leaf and flower and human shoulders.
 ~motivational quotation on Summer by Sarah Orne Jewett

   A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
 ***really funny quote by Barnett Cocks, attributed

   Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
 ~famous sayings about really by Robert Byrne

   Impiety, n.: Your irreverence toward my deity.
 ~inspirational quotes on Religion by Ambrose Bierce

   History is the synthesis of all social sciences turned towards the past.
 ~really funny quote about History by Emmanuel Le Roy Ladurie

   The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.
 ~wise sayings on Labor by Isak Dinesen

   We live longer than our forefathers; but we suffer more from a thousand artificial anxieties and cares. They fatigued only the muscles, we exhaust the finer strength of the nerves.
 ~really funny quote on Stress by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

   The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
 ~motivational quotation on Insults by J. Russel Lynes

   When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
 ***really funny quote by From the movie When Harry Met Sally

   I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
 ~famous sayings about really by Alanis Morissette, quoted in Reader's Digest, March 2000

   My boyfriend asked me why women think firemen are sexy, so I explained the pole theory: Men love women who slide down poles, and women love men who slide down poles. Subject dropped.
 ~inspirational quotes on Men by Terri Guillemets

   If the past has been an obstacle and a burden, knowledge of the past is the safest and the surest emancipation.
 ~really funny quote about History by John Acton


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